Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

Pick only one winner from each round

OJ Simpson (knife) vs. Michael Jackson (lolly pop)

Derrick Jeter (basball bat) vs. Jason Alexander (toupee 閳?hair hat)

Mike Tyson (fist) vs. Mr. T (gold chains)

Will Smith (memory eraser) vs. Tom Cruise (cocktail glass)

Dom DeLuise (cooked ham) vs. Don King (hair spray and lighter)

Steven Segal (chop suey) vs. John Cena (wrestling moves)

Will Farrel (sharpened ice skates) vs. Vince Vaughn (switch blade)

Jesse Ventura (medi-gun) vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger (bazooka)

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

Excellent question.

OJ wins by a landslide

Derrick bludgeons George into a bloody pulp

While Tyson is busy munching on Mr. T's ear, he strangles the champ with his bling. Long live Mr. T.

Tom Cruise wins (his mind is already blank, thus Will has no weapon)

Dom and Don get together and heat the ham with the hair spray blow torch, then choke on it as they are scarfing it down. No decision...

Steven Segal slaughters Cena with his REAL Akido after he gets tired of trying to look impressed by Cena's FAKE wrestling.

Got to go with Will here (ever seen the Mr. Tarkanian sketch from SNL? Ferrel is NUTS)

Finally, Jesse's Navy seal training wins out here. Waiting until Arnold wasts his one shot with the bazooka. Jesse drops the medi-gun and take the gov with a tongue depressor and a navel orange...

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ

Jeter

Mr. T

Will Smith

Don King

John Cena

Will Ferrell

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ

Derek

Mr. T

Will

Don

John

Will..lol..

Jesse

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ

George

Mr. T

Tom Cruise

Dom

Segal

Vince (great movie)

The Governor

But Chuck Norris would beat them all. Using only his eyelashes.

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ Simpson

Derrick Jeter

Mr. T (gold chains)

Will Smith

Don King

John Cena (wrestling moves)

Will Farrel

Jesse Ventura

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

O.J.

Derrick

Mr.T

Tom

Don

Segal (always kicks major butt)

Vince

Ahnold (coz he'll be bok)

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

oj-

jeter-

tyson-

will smith

don king-lol

john cena

will farrel

arnold- shotgun

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

oj

derrick

mike tyson

tom cruise

dom deluise

john cena

will farrel

tha govenator

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

Michael

Derick

Mr T

Will

Don King

John

Will

Arnold

will they make more shows of celebrity deathmatch

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

Can I add a match?

Tom Selleck vs David Hasselhoff!

The winners:

OJ

Derek

Mike Tyson

Will Smith

Don King

John Cena

Will Farrell

Jesse Ventura

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ

Jeter

Mr. T

Will Smith

Don King

Segal

Vaughn

AAAAnold

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

1. OJ, though it would be difficult to get rid of Michael Jackson because he isn't human anymore

2. Derrick Jeter--Jason Alexander would just whine

3. Mr. T--he's badass

4. Will Smith--Tom Cruise is a pansy

5. Don King, though he wouldn't need the hairspray and lighter...all he would have to do is poke someone's eye out with his hair.

6. Steven Segal

7. Vince Vaughn

8. That's a tough one...it could go either way...they could govern each other to death

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

michael jackson

derrick(i fancy him he cant do anything wrong)

Mr t tysons lost his touch t hasnt lost his chains

will,toms a bit of a wimp

don king lol funny

steven segal he'l noodle him

will..sharp man

arnie hes mayor with a bigger tool

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ

Alexander

Mr T

Cruise

DeLuise

Segal

Farrek

Schwarzenegger

final man standing will have to fight Chuck Norris

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

Michael

Derek

Tyson

Cruise

King

Segal

Vaughn

Arnold

I picked the craziest of the two because the saner one would back off, in all but the last. I picked Arnold cuz I'm a Caleefooorneean).

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ,Jason.Mr. T,Will, Don King,Steven,Vince,Arnold

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

knock knock?

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ Simpson (knife)

Jason Alexander (toupee 閳?hair hat)

Mr. T (gold chains)

Will Smith (memory eraser)

. Don King (hair spray and lighter)

John Cena (wrestling moves)

Will Farrel (sharpened ice skates)

Jesse Ventura (medi-gun)

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

Michael because he has a secret weapon (wine w/sleeping pills)

Jason he will put dandruff in Derrick's eyes, take the bat, and commence to whip...

Mike Tyson, he will take the gold chains he needs more money for coke

HMMM.......

Will Smith will just wipe Tom memory out and walk away

Don King He will spray all the food with hair spray then spray Dom's eyes out. Or spray the eyes and take the food.

John Cena. Segal was over so long ago.

Vaughn he is hot

Schwarzenegger he has so many body guards now he does not have to fight

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ

Derrick

Mr. T

Tom Cruise

Don King

John Cena

Will Farrel

Jesse Ventura

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

OJ

Derrick Jeter

Mr. T

Will Smith

Dom DeLuise

Steven Segal

Vince Vaughn

Jesse Ventura

Celebrity Death Match: Men閳ユ獨 Round 1?

oj

derrick jeter

mike tyson

will smith

don king

John cena

will farrel

jesse ventura